“The Ballad Of Randy Guss”
written by Toad
Randy’s beard was brown and slightly reddish
He likes his salad with mushrooms and a radish
He smokes Marlboro reds, but tonight it’s Camel filters
Tonight, tonight, tonight it’s Camel filters, tonight

Randy’s jeans are blue and slightly faded
Likes his pizza with mushrooms and cheese that’s grated
He smokes Marlboro reds, but tonight it’s Camel filters
Tonight, tonight, tonight it’s Camel filters
Tonight, tonight, tonight it’s Camel filters, tonight

Tonight, tonight, tonight it’s Camel filters
Tonight, tonight, tonight it’s Camel filters, tonight

Randy’s hair is brown and slightly thinning
Plays in a band with Todd, Glen and Dean Dinning
He smokes Marlboro reds, but tonight it’s Camel filters
Tonight, tonight, tonight it’s Camel filters
Tonight, tonight, tonight it’s Camel filters, tonight…

NOTES: This unreleased song was played live many times. It’s a silly spoof song, and features Randy (the drummer) butchering an electric guitar part (intentionally).